Accepted Payments
All the ways you can transfer us your hard-earned cash so we can keep paying our database storage bills.
Visa & Mastercard
We accept the standard plastic duo. Fast, globally recognized, and completely boring. Put it on your card or use your company's corporate card if your boss is the one accidentally funding your synthesizer habit.
American Express
For high-rollers who love paying with heavy metal cards to feel important. Yes, we take Amex. Rack up airline miles while backing up patches for a synthesizer that hasn't left your bedroom since 1994.
Apple Pay
Because manual card data entry is for chumps. Scan your face, authorize the transaction, and get back to staring at your oscilloscope. Fully supported natively on Safari.
Google Pay
Express checkout for Android fans and Chrome users. Secure, fast, and requires exactly zero keypresses, which is great because you've already spent enough energy clicking mechanical keyboard switches today.
USDC
USDC & Stablecoins
No energy-guzzling proof-of-work, no three-day transaction queues, and absolutely zero volatile meme-tokens. Just USD Coin (USDC) sent natively on Ethereum, Base, Polygon, or Solana. Pay via Stripe and pretend you're a decentralized finance wizard.
PIX
Pix 
The absolute crown jewel of Brazilian central banking. Instant, zero processing friction, and runs faster than a Roland Juno-106 LFO at max speed. Scan the QR code, press confirm, and secure your database before your next coffee break.
Naver Pay 
For our friends producing K-pop bangers in Seoul. One-click mobile checkout with zero currency conversion headaches. Fast enough to keep your creative flow going.
Cash App Pay 
For when your synth budget is stuck inside the little green app. Tap to pay directly from your Cash App balance, avoiding the manual card entry dance.
A Note on Security
We do not store your credit card details or payment credentials on our servers. All transactions are securely processed by Stripe. We are simply too lazy to build a payment database, so we let the billions-dollar enterprise handle it.